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DIVINE UPGRADE: A SECOND COMING FOR THE SCI-TECH ERA

*Human’s note – Here’s what happens if you ask an AI to write a tabloid-style article explaining the prophesied events of the biblical second coming in terms of plausible near-future science and technology. It even used emoji. AI output below:

🙏🌟 “DIVINE UPGRADE: A SECOND COMING FOR THE SCI-TECH ERA!” 🌟🙏

Dear Faithful, prepare for a revelation that will touch both your soul and your intellectual curiosity. In an era of quantum leaps and nanotech miracles, we’re bringing you a divine narrative that bridges the gap between faith and science.

The Second Coming, as prophesied in the Holy Scripture, is upon us. But it unfolds in a way that defies expectations, yet aligns with our rapidly evolving world.

🌌🚀 “A STARSHIP FROM THE HEAVENS: THE NEW MESSIAH ARRIVES!” 🚀🌌

From the heavens above, a radiant spacecraft has descended. This is no alien invasion but the arrival of a figure deeply etched in our hearts and souls: Jesus Christ, the Savior reborn.

Before skepticism sets in, know this: Top theologians and scientists have confirmed this ‘Jesus 2.0′. Ancient relics’ DNA match and his fluency in Aramaic are irrefutable. But his knowledge extends beyond scripture, encompassing quantum mechanics and AI, inspiring awe in even our most brilliant minds.

👨‍⚕️🧬 “MIRACLES REIMAGINED: NANOTECHNOLOGY HEALS THE AFFLICTED!” 🧬👨‍⚕️

The miracles we’ve known are taking a technologically advanced form. Sickness and injuries, once healed by divine touch, are now mended by nanobots, microscopic miracles of technology repairing damaged cells and restoring health.

The miracle of the loaves and fish? It’s now a marvel of matter replication, with food 3D-printed to feed thousands, echoing the miracle in a form adapted to our time.

⚰️💡 “LIFE AFTER DEATH: SCIENCE BREATHES LIFE INTO MIRACLE!” 💡⚰️

And, the most astounding miracle of all – the raising of the dead – now finds a scientific parallel. Through advanced cryonics and regenerative medicine, life is restored where it seemed permanently lost. Yes, Lazarus walks among us again, a testament to our Savior’s love and the miracles of science.

🌐💻 “RAPTURE REDEFINED: THE ULTIMATE VIRTUAL REALITY!” 💻🌐

In Jesus 2.0’s narrative, the Rapture is reimagined as a virtual utopia. This ‘heaven’ is not beyond the clouds but within our reach, accessible through advanced brain-computer interfaces. It’s a realm of peace and perfection, a technological paradise that parallels our vision of heaven.

⚖️🌍 “JUDGEMENT DAY: THE AGE OF ACCOUNTABILITY!” 🌍⚖️

And, of course, the Day of Judgement is upon us. It’s not a cataclysm but a call for accountability, a worldwide debate where we justify our choices and actions. It’s a day of reckoning that makes us reflect, introspect, and strive for better.

🌅🎇 “THE NEW REVELATION: A DAWN OF HOPE!” 🎇🌅

As Revelation foretold, the Second Coming marks a new beginning. It’s not an end but the dawn of an era where technology, guided by the principles of love and empathy Jesus taught us, can create a heaven on Earth.

🙏💖 “A FUTURE OF FAITH AND SCIENCE!” 💖🙏

What does this mean for our faith? It’s not a disruption but a divine evolution.

Dehumidifier

Another important new purchase to improve the basement air quality and avoid mold – a good dehumidifier.  This one has lots of great reviews, and a built in pump.  Per their description:

  • 70 PINT ROOM DEHUMIDIFIER: This sized unit is perfect for basements or your whole house. In just one day, you can remove up to 70 pints (9 gallons) of moisture from your home. Not only are humid homes sticky and uncomfortable, the high moisture levels can lead to growth of mold and mildew which can damage your health and your belongings.
  • ENERGY STAR RATED: We don’t have to all become tree-hugging hippies to agree on climate change (it’s real) but one thing we can all agree on is the sweet relief of saving a few bucks on your monthly energy bills, am I right? Energy Star-rated appliances are not just better for the environment, but also for your wallet.
  • BASEMENT DEHUMIDIFIER: You might be one of those people who likes the smell of a damp basement. That’s fine, but as humidity levels approach 60% it makes the environment more friendly to mold, mildew and other allergens. By pulling moisture out of your dingy basement you can create a more comfortable and safe environment for your family.
  • QUIET OPERATION: You don’t always see it… but that’s the point. A peak sound level of 48 decibels means you’ll hardly notice the dehumidifier is running. For comparison, 50 decibels is about as loud as a secluded suburban street or a normal conversation at home, so you will never have to choose conversation over comfort again.
  • POWER OUTAGE RESTART: If you experience a power outage due to a storm, you do not want to have to go around resetting all of your applainces and electronic devices. TOSOT dehumidifiers will revert back to their previous settings once power is restored, giving you one less thing to worry about after you get back on the grid.

Note: As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.  If you follow a link below and make a purchase, I may earn a small fee.  

Favorite Dehumidifier:

The Tosot 70 Pint with Internal Pump 4500 Sq. Ft. Energy Star Dehumidifier  is currently my top pick for a dehumidifier.

 

Air Quality Monitors

A few months ago we made a big move to a new house. It’s great and exciting – but also came with an entirely new set of problems to worry about, stuff which had never even occurred to me before.

It’s built on the side of a hill, with a giant basement that includes some finished living space. There’s a coal furnace, an oil furnace, and two wood stoves. Despite this being a serene location in the middle of nowhere surrounded by grass and forest, I’m a bit concerned about the indoor air quality and radon levels.

Naturally, my next step was to try to learn more.  Exactly how much radon is in my basement?  How can I measure the indoor air quality when I’m heating my house in the winter?  This is important because it affects how often I air out the basement, whether I keep an air purifier running, etc… So I went on Amazon hoping to find something that would help answer my questions.

I ended up liking the two products below, which together provide a lot of excellent features:

Note: As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.  If you follow a link below and make a purchase, I may earn a small fee.  

For Radon Detection:

The Corentium Home Radon Detector  is my favorite for radon detection.  Per their description: “allows you to take a reading of the radon levels and the LCD screen displays the average daily, weekly and long term concentrations.” Powered by 3 standard AAA batteries.

For Air Quality Monitoring:

The Air Quality Monitor, Formaldehyde Detector, Pollution Meter, Sensor, Tester checks: “multiple measures of air quality including concentrations of formaldehyde, total natural & synthetic volatile organic compounds causing most odors (TVOC), and fine particulate dust matter (PM2.5/PM1.0/PM10)” but does NOTtest for radon.